RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-11-2021 19:54
Did you hear they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him on possession.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 11-11-2021 15:39
A ventriloquist is performing a routine with his dummy, telling a series of dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a well-dressed platinum blonde businesswoman stands up and says "How can you judge people based on their hair color? It has no bearing on intelligence!" The ventriloquist says, "Lady, please, I just—" The blonde snaps, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that jerk sitting in your lap!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2021 19:25
I just had sex in an elevator.
It was great on so many levels.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2021 19:26
After a decade, the police are still in pursuit of the Viagra thief.
He’s just so hard to catch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2021 19:28
My babe told me that sex is better on vacation.
It wasn’t the best postcard I’ve ever received.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-11-2021 19:31
Learning how to collect trash wasn’t hard.
I just picked it up as I went along.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-11-2021 07:42
I was an accountant from the age of 21 until I was sacked for no reason when I was 30.
A total waste of 14 years.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-11-2021 21:47
Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in my vineyard.
He’d herd it through the grapevine
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-11-2021 21:48
I don’t know what you call a small spillage from a pen but I have an inkling
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-11-2021 21:50
Two pieces of fruit sat on a hill, suddenly another piece of fruit rolls past.
One fruit turns to the other and says: ‘Wow look at that man-go.’
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