RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-11-2021 19:22
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-11-2021 19:23
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-11-2021 19:24
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.
Man, they really grilled me.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 19-11-2021 11:33
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care!
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 19-11-2021 11:35
My career as a bingo caller lasted all of one day... Apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is not an appropriate way to call out the number 69....
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-11-2021 19:22
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-11-2021 19:23
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-11-2021 19:25
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-11-2021 19:26
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 21-11-2021 19:21
My pet chameleon won't change colour.
The vet says he is suffering from a reptile disfunction.
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