RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-12-2021 19:46
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code....
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-12-2021 15:01
Just phoned the local council and asked if I could have a skip outside my house.
"Sure, go for it, fatty." was the reply.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-12-2021 15:04
Watched a real-life nipple piercing today.
On another note, I'm crap at darts.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2021 16:02
Why couldn’t the psychic stop crying?
He wasn’t a happy medium!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2021 16:03
What’s the one time “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” don’t mean the same thing?
At a funeral.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2021 16:05
How is a porn star’s pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2021 16:07
What do porn stars and prawns have in common?
Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-12-2021 16:30
An old dear in front of me at the checkout was £4.60 short for her shopping, so I did the decent thing and put the stuff she couldn't afford back on the shelves.
Well, it's Christmas innit?
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 24-12-2021 15:36
I thought I was in charge of where the furniture was put in our house but I came home and found the tables had turned.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-12-2021 18:51
So the Mrs just asked if I'd like a Christmas walk along the canal tmrw... I said "Why don't we drop the 'c' and stay at home"
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