RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2021 22:14
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2021 22:16
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 29-12-2021 10:39
Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
It was on a roll.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-12-2021 22:01
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
The infantry.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-12-2021 22:02
I was kidnapped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things to me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-12-2021 22:04
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils…they dilate.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-12-2021 22:06
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 31-12-2021 21:32
Why are oysters considered to be an aphrodisiac?
If a woman will eat an oyster, she'll obviously put anything in her mouth......
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-01-2022 19:57
My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-01-2022 19:59
If you were born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang
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