RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-01-2022 14:10
Just a reminder to everyone who received a book from me at Christmas; they're due back on Monday.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2022 18:14
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2022 18:16
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2022 18:18
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2022 18:20
I lost my job at the bank on my first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-01-2022 23:38
My Dad said he'd set me up for life, which I thought was great, until I realised he had framed me for armed robbery.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-01-2022 23:40
Carpenter ants are just like ordinary ants, except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-01-2022 23:42
I saw a man going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of rabbit's feet and horseshoes.
I thought, 'He's pushing his luck'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-01-2022 11:46
I’ve been reading about the pig heart that’s been transplanted into a man. Amazing. I wonder if they’ll stop there or go the whole hog
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-01-2022 19:42
Some guy called me a tool.
So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right.
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