RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2022 18:39
I dreamed of an ocean of soda,
It was just a Fanta sea.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-01-2022 18:41
I was struggling to put my seatbelt on, but then it just clicked.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 23-01-2022 12:47
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 23-01-2022 21:47
Did you hear about that dyslexic pimp? Apparently he bought himself a warehouse...
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2022 19:33
Two ships collided.
One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint.
All the passengers were marooned.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2022 19:34
The same bike tries to run me down every day.
Sounds like a vicious cycle
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2022 19:36
A man is at the funeral of an old friend.
He tentatively approaches the deceased’s wife and asks whether he can say a word.
The widow nods.
The man clears his throat and says, “Plethora.”
The widow smiles appreciatively. “Thank you,” she says. “That means a lot.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2022 19:38
What do you call it when two rock guitars accidentally crash into each other?
A Fender bender.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 28-01-2022 20:02
What do you call a Spaniard being discharged from hospital ?
Manuel.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-01-2022 17:37
When should condoms be used?
“Every conceivable occasion.”
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