RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-02-2022 19:27
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-02-2022 19:29
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 09-02-2022 19:30
A cement mixer collided with a prison van.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-02-2022 10:18
A bit of advice please.
Is 'motherfucker' one word, or two?
It's for a Valentine's card, so I want it to be right.
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 10-02-2022 11:44
Katie Price has just bought out OXO
Beware if you get lumps in yiur gravy!!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-02-2022 19:55
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one – and let the other one off.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-02-2022 19:57
Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’.
He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?” I asked.
“It’s not unusual” he replied.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-02-2022 21:42
I'm slowly getting over my obsession with Tipperary but there's a long way to go.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-02-2022 21:47
The older I get, the more I can feel women dressing me with their eyes.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-02-2022 21:48
I was riding my donkey when someone threw some rocks at me and knocked me off
I was stoned off my ass.
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