RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-02-2022 19:27
“A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex.
After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?"
The mom said, "We were baking a cake."
A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake in the living room?"
She said yes, and asked him how he knew.
He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch! It was sweet!”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-02-2022 08:24
Terrible weather here so I’ve just visited my 80 year old neighbour to see if she wanted anything from the shops, turns out she did! So I gave her my list too, no point us both going out in this storm.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-02-2022 16:15
I've given my wife a medieval fighting suit to polish, whilst I go to the pub.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2022 18:07
Why are colds bad criminals?
Because they’re easy to catch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2022 18:08
Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2022 18:11
What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-02-2022 18:13
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy?
Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-02-2022 15:47
I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.
Obviously, it wasn’t called that.
It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-02-2022 15:52
My friend died following an accident with a cement lorry.
There's already a statue of him.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-02-2022 19:26
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side
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