RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2022 19:22
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2022 19:24
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2022 19:26
What do dentists call X-rays?
Tooth pics.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-02-2022 19:28
Why should you never trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2022 10:51
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2022 10:53
Welcome to assumption club.
I think we all know why we're here.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2022 10:55
Just about to take an exam on the Study of Flying Insects.
I've been up all night swatting.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2022 11:02
An armed man entered the estate agency and shouted;
"Nobody move!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2022 21:52
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2022 21:54
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
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