RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2022 21:59
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-02-2022 22:01
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-02-2022 11:16
I met a girl in the pub last night who said she could show me a good time.
We went outside and she did a 40-metre dash in 5 seconds.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-02-2022 11:19
I think that my pig has lost its memory.
It has hamnesia.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2022 19:16
What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me, I’m going in
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2022 19:19
We should play strip poker.
You can strip and I’ll poke you.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2022 19:21
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-02-2022 19:23
How is virginity like a soap bubble?
One prick and it’s gone
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 24-02-2022 22:58
Six months ago, I ordered a book off a website. How to scam people online, it was called, cost me £100.
It still hasn't arrived.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-02-2022 11:33
I know how to build a pyramid.
Up to a point.
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