RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-02-2022 11:38
Being a waiter isn't the most glamorous job but it puts food on the table.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-02-2022 11:43
If you can't find a Star Wars joke, then you're looking in alderaan places.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2022 19:01
Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn.
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2022 19:03
Did you know about the hole in the walls of houses in the nudist colony?
The police are looking into it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2022 19:05
What did the guy say when he got caught playing with himself to an optical illusion?
It’s not what it looks like!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-02-2022 19:07
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-02-2022 16:44
My wife says she's going to leave if I don't do something about my obsession with astronomy.
What planet is she on?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-02-2022 16:46
I was wondering how lightning worked, then it struck me.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-02-2022 16:49
I took my wife by the hands and looked her in the eye.
"I've something to say that will be really hard."
Nervously, she nodded; "go on."
"Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-02-2022 16:51
I always try to be the bigger person.
Cakes help.
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