RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2022 19:08
What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2022 19:10
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2022 19:12
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-02-2022 19:13
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don’t have balls to scratch.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-03-2022 16:01
An elderly married couple were on a walk.
"See that fence? That's where we first had sex."
Wife; "Go on then, for old times sake."
After an hour of frantic sex, the wife, exhausted, pants;
"Don't recall it ever being that energetic!"
Him; "The fence wasn't electrified then."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-03-2022 16:03
I don't see my wife and kids anymore due to my gambling.
I won the lottery and moved to Spain.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-03-2022 16:06
My mum's sister is French and always angry.
She's a croissaunt.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-03-2022 16:09
Dyslexics are teople poo.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2022 19:37
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2022 19:39
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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