RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2022 19:41
A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-03-2022 19:43
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 03-03-2022 16:08
 
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-03-2022 16:57
I've been nominated to do 25 push-ups for 25 days challenge.
I've blocked that idiot.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2022 17:33
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2022 17:35
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2022 17:38
You heard the rumour going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-03-2022 17:41
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-03-2022 15:40
Cow farts come from the dairy air.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-03-2022 22:16
Sorted gran's flat this morning and put her good stuff on Ebay. Estate agent's have put it on the market.
She's going to be well pissed off when she gets back from the bingo.
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