RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-03-2022 15:59
An elderly couple were sitting on their patio, each enjoying a glass of wine and watching the marvel of nature as the sun was setting. The woman said, " I love you so much I don't know how I could have lived without you these past 50 years."
Her husband turned to her and asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replied; "it's me ......talking to the wine."
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 05-03-2022 16:38
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-03-2022 19:41
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-03-2022 19:43
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-03-2022 19:45
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-03-2022 19:47
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation...
On the one hand, it's pretty great
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-03-2022 19:37
I saw two men wearing identical outfits and asked if they were a couple.
They arrested me.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-03-2022 19:39
My mate egged me on to sniff his sister's knickers.
She was wearing them at the time which rather made the funeral a little awkward.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-03-2022 20:29
I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, Id like to open a joint account please.
“OK, with whom though? "
“Whoever has a lot of money.”
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 07-03-2022 00:21
I went to donate some blood today, never again, they ask so many questions.
Who's is it ?
Where does it come from ?
Why is it in a bucket ?
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