RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2022 19:21
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-03-2022 19:23
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 11-03-2022 10:40
A dad is out driving with his young son
Son. Dad how do know if you are drunk ?
Dad. Well son, you see those 2 cars in front of us ? If I was drunk I would see 4.
Son. Dad, there is only 1 car in front of us.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-03-2022 10:46
Let's have a moment's silence for all those stuck in traffic on the way to the gym waiting to ride stationary bicycles
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-03-2022 10:49
My mum and dad were midgets.
We were poor and they struggled to put food on the table
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-03-2022 10:56
My wife says that I'm a terrible parker, and my Lady Penelope impression is worse.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2022 14:50
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2022 14:51
Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2022 14:53
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-03-2022 14:55
Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
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