RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 11-03-2022 22:58
I wonder if my missus is dissatisfied with my body ?
A tiny part of me thinks she is.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 11-03-2022 23:01
I looked onlin to find the value of my car.
It turns out it's value more than doubles if I put petrol in it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2022 16:16
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike,
I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2022 16:18
Bob and Brad loved cricket. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was cricket in heaven.
Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad’s voice.
Brad said I’ve got good news. They do have cricket in heaven. Bad news is that you’re up to bat next.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2022 16:20
My cousin died last week.
He needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type
He just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-03-2022 16:25
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my bum.
Should I look for a new dentist?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-03-2022 21:53
Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "is this whiskey?"
The other says "yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank".
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-03-2022 21:56
Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 12-03-2022 23:01
Eating a clock is time consuming,
Especially going back for seconds.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 13-03-2022 11:32
 
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