RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2022 17:04
What's special about Edam cheese?
It's made backwards.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2022 17:07
Hired a bouncer recently, but he showed up 5 minutes late, and during the event he wouldn't stop asking me if "I was mad at him"
Turns out I hired an "Insecurity Guard".
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2022 17:11
What do you call a 1 armed man who does karate?
A partial artist.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2022 17:13
What do you call a scientist that snitches on you?
A lab rat.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2022 17:15
The Queen just phoned to say I have won a knighthood!
It was a complete Sir prize.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-03-2022 19:50
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-03-2022 19:51
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-03-2022 19:53
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-03-2022 19:55
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is always Dublin.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2022 16:09
In a couple weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day
April Fuels!
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