RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 10-12-2009 22:42
Kirsty Gallacher's Home Videos.
Has there ever been a more disappointingly misleading title of a television programme?
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 10-12-2009 22:43
My girlfriend recently asked me what i would like her to dress up as to spice up our sex life.
Apparently "an attractive woman" is an unacceptable request.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 10-12-2009 22:43
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-12-2009 22:53
dave complains to his best mate mike that lovemaking with the wife is becoming a bit routine and boring."get creative dave" says mike"break up the monotony.why dont you try playing doctor for an hour?thats what i do"dave replies"sounds great,but how do you make it last for an hour?"mike says"its pretty easy really,just do what i do and keep her in the waiting room for 59 minutes"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-12-2009 23:37
what do toilets and anniversarys have in common?
men keep missing them
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 10-12-2009 23:44
(10-12-2009 23:37 )85stevewest Wrote: what do toilets and anniversarys have in common?
men keep missing them
jokes like this is why no women post in here:-
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
RE: Jokes - black knight - 10-12-2009 23:49
why aren,t there any scousers on star trek?
because they,re not going to work in the future either.....lol,sorry its only a joke.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 10-12-2009 23:56
Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 11-12-2009 00:19
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore's f*ck everyone at the party, Bitches f*ck everyone at the party except you.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 11-12-2009 04:04
what are the small bumps around nipples a womans nipples for?
they spell suck here in braille
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