RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2022 16:11
My girlfriend said, “I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.”
I said, “Wait! I can change.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2022 16:13
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2022 16:15
Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.
I’m completely dismayed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-03-2022 18:54
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-03-2022 18:55
After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play.
The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-03-2022 18:57
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-03-2022 18:59
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 13:57
I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
I'm sure he'll come around.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 14:07
What time machine?
Watch out for the time machine!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-03-2022 14:19
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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