RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-03-2022 14:21
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-03-2022 14:23
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-03-2022 14:29
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my karate lessons came to some use.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 20:32
I bought a diamond ring on St. Patricks day but found out it was a fake.
They gave me a sham rock.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 20:34
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
I was like well damn
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 20:36
I recently took up fencing.
The neighbors said they will call the police if I don't put it back.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-03-2022 20:38
I made a device that travels to the past to make sure food is properly seasoned.
I call it my Thyme Machine.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-03-2022 16:09
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth
So I have an uncle, once removed.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-03-2022 16:11
The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes. From the bar to my house is 35 minutes.
The difference is staggering.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-03-2022 19:56
What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
Both make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ride
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