RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-03-2022 19:58
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-03-2022 19:59
Six year old kid checking out his mother’s ID card. Sex: F He laughs…
Mom: What’s so funny about it?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re that terrible at sex that you failed at it.
Husband died laughing!!!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-03-2022 20:01
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-03-2022 22:03
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-03-2022 22:04
My wife is super upset at our neighbour who happens to enjoy suntanning in her backyard naked.
Personally though, I’m on the fence.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-03-2022 16:45
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can’t say I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s one of them.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-03-2022 18:50
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-03-2022 22:04
Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-03-2022 22:07
To the guy who stole my antidepressants.
I hope you’re happy now.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 20-03-2022 22:08
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid!
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