RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-03-2022 19:20
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 23-03-2022 23:31
Scientific studies show that women who carry al little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-03-2022 22:32
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn’t work.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-03-2022 22:34
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined.
Tuesday is open Mike night!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-03-2022 22:36
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people,
I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-03-2022 22:42
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
It’s not the end of the world.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-03-2022 11:45
I'm in a band called Dyslexia.
We've just released our Greatest Shit album.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-03-2022 11:46
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper.
A FIZZician.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2022 16:26
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2022 16:29
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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