RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2022 16:31
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2022 16:32
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-03-2022 16:59
I asked my wife why she married me. She said: “Because you’re really funny.”
I said: “I thought it was because I’m good in bed.”
She said: “See! You’re hilarious.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2022 22:07
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2022 22:08
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2022 22:13
What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2022 22:15
What's better than roses on your piano
Tulips on your organ.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-03-2022 19:33
Police have arrested the World Tongue Twister champion.
They said he will be given a tough sentence.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2022 20:58
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2022 20:59
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking at me, I’m changing!
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