RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2022 21:01
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-03-2022 21:03
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-03-2022 17:21
I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.
He’s a Bordeaux collie.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-03-2022 19:36
The doctor looked at my test results and said, “You’ve got a very rare disease.”
I said, “How rare?”
He said, “You pick the name.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-03-2022 20:39
Having sex in an elevator is wrong.
On so many levels.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-03-2022 20:54
Want to hear a joke about my penis?
Nevermind. It’s too long.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-03-2022 15:38
I was sitting in a pizza restaurant when a couple started arguing.
I don't normally take sides but they were so distracted that I took his coleslaw and her fries.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2022 20:50
Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”,
I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2022 20:53
Grandpa goes out fishing with little Johnny. On the lake, he pulls a beer from the backpack and starts drinking.
Little Johnny: Can I have a sip grandpa?
Grandpa: can your dick touch your butthole?
Little Johnny: Unfortunately, not yet
On the second day of fishing. Grandpa pulls out a cigarette and the conversation continues like this:
Little Johnny: Can I have a puff, grandpa?
Grandpa: can your dick touch your asshole?
Little Johnny: Not yet, sir.
A few minutes later. Little Johnny unwraps a pack of candy and grandpa asks for one.
Little Johnny: can your dick touch your asshole? Grandpa answers proudly; ‘Yes, it can’.
Little Johnny: then go fuck yourself.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2022 20:55
What would you call a hooker with her hand up her skirt?
Self-employed
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