RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-03-2022 20:57
A man boards a bus with six kids.
When they are all settled in their seats, an old lady across leans towards the man and asks, ‘‘are they all your kids?’’
The man replied, ‘‘I work for a condom production company and these here are customer complaints.’’
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-03-2022 15:28
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2022 20:48
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2022 20:50
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
Go straight for the juggler.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2022 20:52
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway.
Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2022 20:54
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-03-2022 14:52
Just been on a weekend residential course about reincarnation, very interesting.
Mind you, it cost nearly £800, still, you only live once.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-03-2022 15:06
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-03-2022 18:00
My boss calls me "the computer".
Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-03-2022 18:24
What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
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