RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-03-2022 18:25
What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
They were originally intended for children, but it's the men who play with them the most.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-03-2022 18:28
What do the Mafia and a vagina have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-03-2022 18:30
What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
A little get together.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-04-2022 16:48
Just had a bath in creosote.
I thought I'd treat myself.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2022 14:48
Why were they called the “dark ages?”
Because there were a lot of knights.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2022 14:50
Want to hear a joke about a roof?
The first one’s on the house.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2022 14:51
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste, mostly.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 02-04-2022 14:54
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 13:13
My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday
That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 15:25
I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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