RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 19:01
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: “I want you to try to sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home.
Eventually he called me and said: “Bring my laptop back now.”
I said: “£200 and it’s yours.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 19:03
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.
I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-04-2022 20:48
What type of bird gives the best head?
A swallow.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-04-2022 20:51
What should you do if you come across an elephant?
Apologize and wipe it off.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-04-2022 20:52
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-04-2022 20:54
What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?
Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 20:55
If 666 is all evil.
Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-04-2022 20:57
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
I said that's the last thing I need.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-04-2022 15:30
At the job interview, they asked me if I could type quickly.
I said yes, and many other words too.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-04-2022 15:32
I love my electric blanket.
Never going back to my acoustic one.
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