RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-04-2022 18:50
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-04-2022 18:50
When the doctor said there was a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-04-2022 19:51
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-04-2022 13:12
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-04-2022 13:13
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-04-2022 13:16
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-04-2022 13:18
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.
The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-04-2022 09:11
I had to cancel my appointment at the sperm back and told them I couldn't come.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-04-2022 11:00
Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart.
They say it’s a blast from the past.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-04-2022 13:36
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither, it’s better to write with a pen
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