RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-04-2022 14:41
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-04-2022 14:44
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
“Oops!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-04-2022 14:46
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his wor
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-04-2022 10:46
I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2022 18:20
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2022 18:22
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2022 18:24
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2022 19:28
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for a special present?
Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
RE: Jokes - StephenMuir1982 - 08-04-2022 21:34
Where is the sheep-shagging contest held every year?
Baa-rcelona.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 09-04-2022 13:41
 
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