RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-04-2022 19:02
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof....
I was shocked.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-04-2022 20:27
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-04-2022 20:29
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-04-2022 18:46
Took my pet sheep for a walk and turned around at the end of the road.
A policeman saw me and gave me a ticket for doing a ewe turn.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-04-2022 19:00
After all these years, my wife still thinks I’m sexy.
Every time I walk by she says: “What an ass!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-04-2022 18:51
Some guy called me a tool.
So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-04-2022 18:55
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-05-2022 20:13
Wife: I'm pregnant.
Dad: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-05-2022 18:22
A 70-year-old man asked his wife…
Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?
Wife: No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can’t drive.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-05-2022 18:24
Wife: Look at that drunk guy.
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed to me and I rejected him.
Husband: Oh my God! He’s still celebrating!
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