RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-05-2022 18:29
Husband: I’m in the mood for something kinky tonight. How about I blow my load in your ear?
Wife: No! I might go deaf!
Husband: I’ve been shooting my wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you’re still talking, aren’t you?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-05-2022 18:31
Husband and his wife are sitting in front of their PC and trying to set up a new password
The husband types ‘mypenis’ as a password.
The wife immediately falls on the ground laughing as she sees an error message on the computer screen that reads as “Error! Password’s not long enough!”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-05-2022 15:59
I just won an award for most secretive person in the office.
I can’t tell you how much that means to me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-05-2022 18:26
I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-05-2022 18:28
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-05-2022 18:30
How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
Approximately 1 GB.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-05-2022 18:32
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 18-05-2022 07:50
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-05-2022 21:35
What did the leper say to the sex worker?
Keep the tip.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 18-05-2022 21:37
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
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