RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-06-2022 17:54
Have you got anything to drink?
Water
I was thinking about something harder…
I have ice.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-06-2022 17:56
My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.
I’m not buying it!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 04-06-2022 20:39
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-06-2022 17:48
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-06-2022 17:50
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-06-2022 17:52
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 05-06-2022 17:56
I recently went to the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit.
Honestly, not a big fan.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 10-06-2022 15:50
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-06-2022 19:43
How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-06-2022 19:45
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.
Thank you all for coming.
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