RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-06-2022 20:59
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-06-2022 21:01
There are three types of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-06-2022 21:03
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-06-2022 21:05
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
RE: Jokes - AndyJames - 24-06-2022 09:29
Husband to wife: The postman just boasted to me he's slept with every woman in the street bar one.
Wife: I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 52.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-06-2022 18:00
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-06-2022 18:01
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-06-2022 18:04
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-06-2022 18:05
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield.
Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 26-06-2022 10:11
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