RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-07-2022 18:29
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-07-2022 18:31
Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”,
I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-07-2022 18:35
How is virginity like a soap bubble?
One prick and it’s gone
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-07-2022 18:37
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 29-07-2022 15:51
 
Im so fed up with people moaning every holiday.
£5 for parking
£1 for the toilet
£3 for a coffee
£3 for a soft drink
£7 for a beer
£8 for a burger
£6 for a hot dog
Please stop all the complaining and enjoy your holiday.
If not dont bother to visit me when I'm having a barbecue.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-07-2022 18:31
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-07-2022 18:32
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-07-2022 18:34
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-07-2022 18:36
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 31-07-2022 14:59
 
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