RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-07-2022 17:14
Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn.
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-07-2022 17:16
Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-07-2022 17:18
Why do male squirrels swim on their back?
To keep their nuts dry.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-07-2022 17:20
A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled.
No, it’s just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 07-08-2022 14:32
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2022 14:58
I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2022 15:00
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2022 15:02
A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-08-2022 15:05
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 17-08-2022 14:21
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