RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-08-2022 18:24
I'm emotionally constipated.
I haven't given a shit in days.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-08-2022 18:30
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-08-2022 18:32
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!"
I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-08-2022 18:34
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 29-08-2022 12:16
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-08-2022 18:50
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning.
That can keep me awake for days.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-08-2022 18:51
I used to go out with a giraffe.
Used to take it to the pictures and that.
You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen.
It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘
Well he can take his hat off for a start
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-08-2022 18:53
People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’
And I say, ‘I hope so
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 29-08-2022 18:55
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas.
But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 03-09-2022 15:48
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