RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-09-2022 19:09
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-09-2022 19:11
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
“But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-09-2022 15:23

RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-09-2022 19:42
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
"HDMI."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-09-2022 19:44
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-09-2022 19:46
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 14-09-2022 19:48
Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 17-09-2022 13:16

RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-09-2022 21:53
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-09-2022 21:55
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