RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-09-2022 20:39
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?”
I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-09-2022 20:41
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him more sluggish.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 11-10-2022 14:42
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2022 18:33
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2022 18:35
When should condoms be used?
Every conceivable occasion.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2022 18:37
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-10-2022 18:39
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.”
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 16-10-2022 11:52
I'm taking up scuba diving on the cheap. Instead of using a cylinder, I'll be using a bag of Walker's crisps, there's enough air in each bag to stay submerged for up to 2 hours.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-10-2022 17:27
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-10-2022 17:31
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway.
Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
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