RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-10-2022 19:35
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-10-2022 19:37
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 26-10-2022 19:42
What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-10-2022 19:35
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-10-2022 19:37
Whats the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-10-2022 19:40
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
Married.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-10-2022 19:42
Did you hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 28-10-2022 14:03
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-10-2022 19:43
I didn’t have sex at all, not a scrap til I was 67. And that was cos I’d no small change for the window cleaner
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-10-2022 21:41
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied.
‘Yes, who did you think it was''
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