RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-11-2022 19:49
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-11-2022 19:51
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 24-11-2022 19:45
Scientists are close to developing an invisible aeroplane.
I can't see it taking off.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-11-2022 19:17
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RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 30-11-2022 13:22
Some of the older neighbourhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately. There latest trick is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Johnny always takes the nickel and the older boys laugh at him.
One day a neighbour sees what is going on and approaches Little Johnny and says "those boys are making fun of you Johnny, don't you realise that a dime is bigger than a nickel?"
Johnny smiles and says "yes I realise that, but if I took the dime they would stop doing it and I am up 20 bucks so far."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-11-2022 17:44
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-11-2022 17:46
Who was the worlds first carpenter?
Eve, because she made Adam's manhood stand
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