RE: Jokes - Skyline - 17-12-2022 15:22

RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-12-2022 20:35
Want to know a proven way a man and woman can be friends without sex?
Marriage.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-12-2022 20:37
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Because they need a better grip on the broom.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-12-2022 20:39
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Because his right hand caught on fire.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 17-12-2022 20:42
What’s the difference between Covid and your legs?
I don’t want Covid to spread.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 22-12-2022 12:03
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-12-2022 20:35
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-12-2022 20:37
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.
They're his watch dogs.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-12-2022 20:39
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-12-2022 20:40
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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