RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 23-12-2022 20:41
A man goes to the doctors with a chip in one ear, a carrot in the other and a sausage up his nose.
What's the matter with me ? He asks.
Your not eating properly reples the doctor.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 25-12-2022 16:44
I bought one of those Christmas scented candles.....
Took a sniff but it just smells like burnt nose hair!
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 25-12-2022 18:52
My friend has asked me to invest in his calendar factory.
I told him no because I have heard calendars days are numbered.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2022 22:04
A friend of mine told me it’s good to keep a woman wanting more.
I haven’t let my wife finish dinner for weeks.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2022 22:06
I asked a prostitute if I could pay her with a credit card.
She said that’s not what the slot is for.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2022 22:08
What does a farmer have in common with my wife?
They both wake up to a cock
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-12-2022 22:11
What does a squirrel have in common with a scrotum?
Both store nuts.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 31-12-2022 11:32
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2022 19:55
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club.
Thank you all for coming.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 31-12-2022 21:57
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in separate box.
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