RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-01-2023 19:18
I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers, but the girl at the counter keeps putting it back.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-01-2023 19:41
Sex on TV can’t hurt… unless you fall off.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-01-2023 19:43
Love is like a machine… sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-01-2023 19:44
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
“It’s not what it looks like!”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 07-01-2023 19:46
How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-01-2023 11:44
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2023 19:20
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Secondhand stores.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2023 19:21
6:30 is the best time on a clock,
Hands down.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2023 19:23
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-01-2023 19:25
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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