RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-01-2023 19:21
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-01-2023 20:40
Buzz Aldrin just got married again.
He must be over the moon.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 22-01-2023 21:37
The missus is upset because I never buy her flowers.
To be honest, I never even knew she sold Flowers.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 23-01-2023 06:34
I just reinsured my car with Hastings Direct.
It's £10.66 per month.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2023 19:46
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2023 19:48
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2023 19:51
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home.
I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face
My parents are the worst.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-01-2023 19:52
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun.
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 23-01-2023 23:15
I have felt a lot happier since changing from coffee to orange juice every morning.
My doctor says it's the vitamin c and the natural sugar, but I think it's the vodka I add to it.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-01-2023 01:55
I've been invited to a fancy dress party with a Tupperware theme.
I can hardly contain myself!
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