RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2023 19:34
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.
They're his watch dogs.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2023 19:36
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2023 19:38
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
Totally shocked.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-01-2023 19:40
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-01-2023 03:11
I've started going to bed dressed in a full suit of armour.
It's the best way to get a good knights sleep!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-01-2023 21:42
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-01-2023 21:44
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-01-2023 21:46
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-01-2023 21:48
Did you hear they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him on possession.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-01-2023 21:49
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge.
We’ll see about that.
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