RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 06-02-2023 19:24
Why do women have orgasms?
Just another reason to moan, really.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-02-2023 19:35
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Ring up and say you can't cum.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-02-2023 22:33
What did the man say to his fingers?
I’m counting on you.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-02-2023 22:35
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-02-2023 22:37
I’m not a hard drinker..
I actually find it pretty easy.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-02-2023 22:38
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
You can buy it with no strings attached.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 11-02-2023 00:09
What happens if someone swaps all the wrappers in a box of Celebrations?
You get your Snickers in a Twix!
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 12-02-2023 01:40
(Heard these funny jokes from The Last Of Us (TV Series), Season 1 - Episode 4 - Hold My Hand) starring (Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller) and Ellie (Bella Ramsey)
These 3 jokes were read by Ellie (Bella Ramsey) to unimpressed & totally not interested Joel:
"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it still be stationary."
"Q. What did the mermaid wear in her math class? A. An algae bra."
"I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me."
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-02-2023 15:29
What kind of award does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-02-2023 15:31
Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?
Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.
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