RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-02-2023 17:49
What can you call the security guards of the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-02-2023 17:50
Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.
Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-02-2023 17:52
Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
All the fans have left.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-02-2023 17:54
What can you always count on?
Your fingers.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 26-02-2023 18:26
The inventor of the funnel has sadly died.
Tributes are pouring in.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2023 19:21
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2023 19:23
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2023 19:24
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-02-2023 19:26
Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’.
He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?” I asked.
“It’s not unusual” he replied.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-03-2023 21:09
I got fired from the keyboard factory today.
My boss said I wasn't putting in enough Shifts.
That's when I completely lost CTRL
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