RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-03-2023 15:41
I accidentally drank invisible ink.
Now I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2023 17:53
I saw a movie about how ships are put together.
It was riveting.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2023 17:55
People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2023 17:57
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday.
His face lit up when he opened it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 25-03-2023 17:59
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 26-03-2023 13:31
 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2023 16:51
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2023 16:52
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2023 16:54
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-03-2023 16:56
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.
Man, they really grilled me.
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