RE: Jokes - Snooks - 30-03-2023 00:19
Johnny's wife has banned him from making any more breakfast puns.
She says if he made any more, he's toast.
But his kids keep egging him on.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2023 18:41
Why did the surgeon not like the movie?
It was the uncut version.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2023 18:43
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2023 18:45
A clairvoyant to a man, “I can see you are the father of 3 kids.”
The man smiles smugly, “No, I have 4 kids.”
The clairvoyant, “That’s what you think.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2023 18:47
Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!
Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 04-04-2023 20:26
"STRAP ON" spelt backwards is "NO PARTS"... How ironic is that? haha
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-04-2023 20:46
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-04-2023 20:47
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
You slowly get over it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-04-2023 20:50
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years.
I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 04-04-2023 20:52
Why does a husband lead a dog's life?
He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
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