RE: Jokes - Snooks - 10-04-2023 16:39
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2023 18:30
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2023 18:32
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2023 18:33
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2023 18:35
A string walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."
The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar.
The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before?" and the string goes, "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 16-04-2023 12:11
Jokes about oil are all rather crude.
A clear need exists for them to be more refined in the future.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-04-2023 17:53
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-04-2023 17:55
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her.
I said maybe...
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-04-2023 17:56
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
The Exterminator.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-04-2023 17:59
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
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